June 2013
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
—Josephine Hart (via schadenfreudic)
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
The sexiest thing just happened.
I got out of the shower, and the full-length mirror wasn’t fogged up.
May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i’m sorry sir but i dont care if your son is only 3 years old. i will not get off this swing just so he can “have a nice day at the park.” welcome to the real world kid
